lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

image

talking-revolver:

dvnielpadilla:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

image

Some people are fucking crazy

Metal as FUCK

fwips:

cosplayers understand my point

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

SPOOKY ASKS
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

spookyscarytsukiyama:

When you go to bed the day you started your period 

image

(Source: dreamjerky)

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

image

(Source: puritychalice)

Reblog if you’re not tumblr famous but you still love your followers

picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

PLEASE GUYS REBLOG I WANNA FOLLOW PEOPLE WHO LOVE THEIR FOLLOWERS

image

(Source: weird-lil-shit)

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

neutral-megido:

yakfrost:

IT IS OFFICIALLY  OCTOBER. BRIN G ON THE HALLOWEENIES

image

They are on their way.

(Source: yakolantern)

No matter how many times you feel that way, there will always be warmth here.  Even if it was a mistake, I don’t care, I’ll always be by your side. With the sound of tears and the looks of a sigh, I’m sure this is where we are now. 

Dedicated To Dena

(Source: namikazes)

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out